Monologue - Ninja

NINJA
[Costume: Black clothes with a Ninja look]
[Setting: Outside]
[Act with a determined/energetic tone]

I don't know how you are going to take this, but I have something really important to tell you. The world is under attack. Evil forces are coming to destroy all of the things that we live for. How are we going to stop them? I, and the powerful forces of the ninja army, are determined to defeat them. Through fights and agony, we will win. These mysterious creatures are ruthless, and they are ready to destroy. With my kung fu skills I can send them off with their wretched tails in between their cowering legs. With the army and me, we can and will protect the innocent civilians, including you and the ones that you love and adore. There is no such need to worry, the monsters stand no chance. They come in search of good, desperate to make good bad. They travelled many miles from the outer depths of the universe, and they have still not yet succeeded in their mission and voyage. It was assigned to them by their dictator, who has no soul or conscience. He is determined, but again, we will win this war with our karate chops and scissor kicks. [All of a sudden you are very alert] I hear something! It is the deathly footsteps of THEM! I am off! Do not worry society! You will once again, be safe!